What will you say when God says..?

I'm none too pleased with the way you harped on about Hell. You scared kids and worried people. And really, look at me. Can't you see how loving I am? Didn't Jesus tell you? Anyway, in you come. Welcome to Heaven. Old Jack who you knew on earth is over there with Jesus. (Old Jack, by the way is that old reprobate who fornicated all his life and who you thought was bound for Hell because of his bi uality.)